A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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Do you play piano? No

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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What's just not right? Left

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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Anti Joke

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