Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

drugs.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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