Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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