- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What rhymes with milk...milf

Barack Obama.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??