Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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