- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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