- Anti Joke

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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