Ben Corbishley

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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