- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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