Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Chris is hairy

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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