- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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