Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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