- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Pain Olympics.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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