- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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