Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Hello.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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