- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

this website is a bad joke

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

FOX News: Fair and balanced

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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