- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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