- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

haha black people :D

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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