whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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