- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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