- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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