- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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