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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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