- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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