Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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You are joking right?

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Why do fat people commit suicide

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

A praying mantis is very graceful

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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