Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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