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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

a. why? b. because I wanted

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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