Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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