- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

What's red and can sing? Elmo

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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