- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What's worse than this That :(

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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