Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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AIDS

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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you give like i give lomain

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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