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A bar walks into a man

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Feminism.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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