- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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