- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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