- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

dyslexics of the world untie!

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Tilt your screen back .

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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