- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

your mom was so fat that she died.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Actually it was me Josh brown

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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