- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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