What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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