- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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