- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

A seal walks into a club.

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