A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

knock knock... ...no answer

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Knock knock knock OCD

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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