- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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