- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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