- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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