What rhymes with milk...milf

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

you will like this because i am black.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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Racial equality.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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