- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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