Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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VITAMIN C!

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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