- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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