- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Potassium? K.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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