- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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